On Things That Are Green

There are a great many things in this world that are green, among which can be found plants, bugs, eggs and ham, houses, frogs, and jackets worn by little men as they go trooping up the mountains and through glens.

With spring having begun last week, let us look at the first two items listed; both which we will be seeing more of in the coming weeks. Plants, which make up the majority of green things, can lead an individual to happiness or distress. If you find yourself surrounded by them in a garden it can be most pleasant and provide you with a relaxing afternoon or they may make up that tasty salad you had for lunch. In contrast, an encounter with poison ivy will most likely lead to a great deal of itching and most likely the wish that you had paid more attention to the plants you had touched. Bugs, unlike plants, usually bring about thoughts of disgust or of horror and more often than not appear on an individual seemingly out of nowhere to bring one to a sudden state of shrieking in attempt to be rid of them. While this is not the case for all green bugs, few would probably be glad to find themselves the unsuspecting transportation for a grasshopper or caterpillar.

And with that, as you go about your week consider all the lovely green things around you and try not to go near plants that will make you itch! ♥

On The Valuableness Of Tape

Of all the office supplies there are few that are as valuable and yet as problematically sticky as tape. For example, tape can be used to repair a wide variety of papers and objects ranging from books to dropped hems. Tape can keep up a picture or poster and if you have dropped your hole-punch on the floor or scattered some other small thing, it can be used to pick up all those little pieces that are now decorating your floor. In addition, if you have a small furry friend several pieces of tape can be used to swiftly remove their fur from your clothing, so that you do not take on the appearance of that friend.

On the downside, there are those unpleasantly sticky situations where the tape decides it must stick to everything except for the object you desire it on. By the time you get it off what it has stuck itself to, such as your hair, fingers, clothing, or surface you are working on, you find it has become perfectly useless by either having lost its stick or having become a small sticky wad. From here you can only hope that the next piece will be more successfully stuck.

So as can be seen from these few examples, tape proves valuable for many uses and the sticky situations that can result from tape are endless.♥ 

On Emptying Crumbs From The Toaster

There comes a time in every toaster owner’s life when they will find that their toaster is in need of a crumb emptying. For some, this time will come sooner, and, for others later, dependent on how often the toaster is used, the degree of crumbliness of the food item having been toasted, and how often things come out burnt.

The task itself, while seemingly simple, can be accompanied by many difficulties and should not be attempted by those with a weak constitution. To begin with, the effortless unplugging of the toaster leads the emptier to believe that they are in control. However, the toaster has other plans to try to thwart this innocent being! One finds that the cord has suddenly become a snake, coiling in the most annoying fashion around whatever object it can catch hold. A quick yank is found to do no good other than forming a distinct tangle that looks as though it will never come undone. And upon staring at said tangle, the discovery that somehow other kitchen appliance cords have become ensnared with the toaster cord is made. Placing the toaster back on the counter, the individual proceeds with great care to separate the correct cord.

While engaged in the untangling of the cord, the individual with pets will have gained an audience who is most intent on finding out what is going on, so intent, in fact, that they stand right where the individual who has finally untangled the cord is going to step. At this point the individual quickly learns the skill of juggling while trying not to step on the excited pet who thinks it all a game and great fun to bat at the cord or to try get at the toaster. For the individual lacking in pets or who is an owner of a pet who is uninterested in such curious happenings, objects such a broom, a misplaced skate, or some other item that is not supposed to be there, will result in a similar experience. In either case, after completing their balancing act and getting the pet(s) under control the individual lets out a sigh of relief upon finally reaching the sink.

Feeling rather proud of themselves, the individual going to turn the toaster upside down or opening the bottom catch to empty the crumbs finds that there are now very few to empty contrary to the amount at the start of the ordeal. Upon turning to put the toaster back in its designated place, the individual finds that they have left a trail of crumbs that would have made Hansel and Gretel proud. Of course, this now leads to the need for a broom or vacuum, but the task they set out to complete has been accomplished. ♥   

On Literary References Made: September through December

As some of you will have noticed, I attempt to make some sort of literary reference, both direct and indirect, in each post. For those of you who are interested as to what references have been made, read on, if you are not then here is where you should stop and occupy yourself with some other reading.

On This Blog

-Lewis Carroll’s “The Walrus and the Carpenter” from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There

On Shoes
- The Brothers’ Grimm “The Twelve Dancing Princesses”, “Cinderella”, and “The Elves and the Shoemaker”
-Hans Christian Anderson’s “The Snow Queen” and “The Red Shoes”

On Ships

-S. T. Coleridge’s “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner”

On Sealing-Wax
- Lewis Carroll’s “The Walrus and the Carpenter” from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There

On Conversing With Cats

- Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

On Scarf Peculiarities

-H.G. Wells’ The Invisible Man
-C.S. Lewis’ The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

On Assembling an Artificial Tree

-Rumer Godden’s The Dolls’ House

On Favorite Ornaments

-Eleanor Gates’ The Poor Little Rich Girl

And there you have the references made from September through December. ♥