Friday, July 27, 2012

On Typewriters


The typewriter, while a more roundabout way of typing these days, is a wonderful contraption that has served many a typist well since its invention. With its delightfully click-clacking keys and a satisfactory ding upon reaching the end of the line to let one know that the margin has been reached, the typewriter presents its user with an array of happy noises to let them know of the progress they are making. Of course, sore fingers may also present one with a fair idea of how long one has been working, but it must be admitted that sore fingers as a gauge are not nearly as entertaining or fun. However, the pleased feeling one has upon completion of the letter, form, or whatever they have been they have been typing is, more often than not, well worth the work.

Frequently accompanying a typewriter are several important accessories. These are things such as the ribbon, a typewriter eraser, and quite possibly correction film. The first being a necessity if one should actually want something to be put on the paper, as opposed to turning out a blank page, and the later two items for removing what one does not want on the paper, but may have accidentally put there. Not uncommonly one will find themselves in search of at least one of these items in the course of their typing and quite possibly have to empty a drawer to get at them.
   
In addition, aside from all the ordinary people who have used typewriters, just think of all those lovely authors who did too, such as Joan Aiken (who never wrote on the computer), George Orwell (who used a Remington), Daphne du Maurier (who used an Oliver made in the USA) and, lest we forget, Ray Bradbury (who wrote Fahrenheit 451 on a typewriter and a coin operated one at that!). Lewis Carroll even used one, which sold for a good amount at auction earlier this year! Also, in the event that one is wondering, there is a national typewriter day; it is on June 23rd.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

On Making a Pie

Pie making is a tradition that has been passed down through the ages and a very yummy one it is at that! When going about the process of making a pie there are a great many steps and things one ought to keep in mind. To start with, the type of pie that is to be baked must be decided upon. In making this most important decision, the pie maker will find themselves perusing the pages of their cook books and their recipe cards causing them to consider an array of delicious pies, such as apple and berry, and some not so delicious pies, such as a prune-banana. Usually the decision is an easy one to make based on season and what sort of filling is readily at hand and with this decision having been made, the pie maker is off and running and ready to face the making of the crust.   

The first step in making the crust is to mix the flour and salt. Something that must be remembered is that it is unwise to dump the flour into the bowl from a height that is greater than necessary. Failure to keep this in mind will generally result in a small dust storm and it is usually at this point that the pie maker will look down and realize that their previously black shirt would have been better off had they worn an apron. After the dust storm has settled, the pie maker will then have to cut in the shortening. Cutting in of the shortening first requires that the shortening be measured and then taken out of the measuring cup, which in itself is a task. The shortening, being an ingredient that feels the need to stick to everything it touches, once put in the bowl with the flour and salt will do everything in its power to avoid being cut into pea sized particles by the pastry blender. This includes sticking to the pastry blender, then sticking to the knife used to get it off the pastry blender, and then to the pastry blender again. To combat shortening fatigue, one should remind themselves that without the shortening that the crust would only be a pasty goop and that there would be no purpose in making it. Upon the survival of cutting of the shortening to the correct size, water can be sprinkled (not poured, which will make things more difficult) onto the mix. From there the pie maker will be able to gather the dough into a ball in hopes that it will not crumble or be overly sticky. Having a ball of dough the pie maker may now vigorously take a rolling pin to it after causing another dust storm by placing flour on the surface on which they intend to roll it out. Being ever so careful the then rolled dough may be placed in the pie tin in hopes that it will not stick to the surface or tear before it reaches its final destination.     

After the crust has been completed and the pie maker has taken a deep breath to recover from their unintended exercise, they may then prepare the filling to go in the crust. In doing this they should be sure to follow the directions least they forget to include the final step of dotting the top of the filling with butter, which if forgotten will only be thought of after the top crust has been placed and sealed and the pie had been in the oven for about 15 minutes. If the pie maker does remember the butter, then they are almost sure to forget to put aluminum foil around the edge to prevent it from burning. Like the lack of butter, chances are that this will not be realized until the pie has been in the oven for a considerable amount of time. In either case, the pie maker should look forward to a brief moment of panic and quite possibly burnt fingers. However, in the end the pie maker should hopefully find that they have a well turned out pie to grace their table, unless they have been daydreaming in which case it will most likely have burnt, and will then be able to focus on the mess they have made of their kitchen.

And now having read these helpful instructions, one can be sure that they will know how to successfully make a pie should they wish to do so and quite possibly will have gained a greater understanding as to why the pieman refused to let his pies be tasted before seeing a penny.  


Yum!

Saturday, June 30, 2012

On Thread

Thread is a very important item in everyday life. For starters, it holds clothes together and when it does not hold clothes together one often becomes disgruntled. For example, the button that is found to have come loose does not makes one want to jump for joy. On the contrary, it brings about a great deal of irritation and the questioning of why the thread used to attach it is not keeping it attached. A popped seam also brings about similar feelings with the exception that it is accompanied by a draft. Furthermore, thread can be quite problematic in sewing. If using a specific color thread, it is almost always certain to break or run out at the most inconvenient time possible. If this does not happen, then the sewer will most certainly find themselves with the problem of those annoying little knots that look like flies.

On the plus side, for those who enjoy embroidery and are willing to face the problems that might occur, it can be very pleasant deciding exactly which thread to use based on color and texture and if it would work well with a particular decorative stitch. However, in all cases of using thread, one should be sure that it is not invisible thread that is being used to avoid having the same experience as a very silly emperor.

Friday, June 22, 2012

On Ladybirds

Ladybirds, or as they known in the U.S., ladybugs, are a marvelous little insect that can do a world of good for one’s garden. An abundance of aphids munching away on your plants, for example, can be easily got rid of with an introduction of some lucky ladybirds who will then happily much away on them. On the less practical side, as a child it can be rather fun to go ladybird hunting to see just how many of them you can find hiding in the grass or on plants. This not only presents something amusing to do outdoors, but allows the nervous child to see that not all insects are icky and out to get you.  

In addition, they also make a wonderful subject for a nursery rhyme. However, in this case, one is left to wonder what reason a ladybird would have for a pudding or frying pan and, in the event of a fire, why the smallest of their children would chose to hide under one instead of fleeing. Aside from this, though, these glossy red and black insects are a favorite of many and will continue to be for a long time yet.